|—||Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via andychochocho)|
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh
What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?